Freeze-Dried Vanilla Tootsie Rolls? Meet Unicorn Turd Bites!

Frosty Vanilla Unicorn Turd Bites – The Coolest Crunch You’ll Ever Taste! ❄️🍦🦄💩🔥

Vanilla Tootsie Rolls Just Got a Glow-Up!

Regular vanilla Tootsie Rolls? Classic. But freeze-dried, puffed-up, crispy, melt-in-your-mouth vanilla-fudge magic? Now that’s next-level snacking. 🚀

We took the smooth, creamy vanilla flavor you love and gave it a crunch. These once-chewy bites now have an ultra-light, airy texture that melts away into sweet, frosty perfection.

It’s like biting into a cloud of vanilla fudge—if clouds were crunchy and delicious. ☁️🍦

Why Unicorn Turd Bites Will Be Your New Favorite Snack

🍦 Smooth, Sweet & Packed with Vanilla Flavor

Think classic vanilla Tootsie Roll, but 10x better. The flavor is richer, bolder, and more intense—because freeze-drying works magic like that.

☁️ Puffed, Crunchy & Melt-in-Your-Mouth Perfection

No sticky chew. No endless chewing. Just a light, crispy bite that dissolves into creamy, dreamy bliss.

🔥 No More Sticky Fingers or Mess

Say goodbye to stretching and pulling your candy apart. Unicorn Turd Bites are ready-to-eat, no mess, no hassle—just instant vanilla-fudge satisfaction.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Vanilla Lovers & Snack Fanatics

Want to blow someone’s mind? Give them these!
✅ Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
✅ A fun, quirky treat with an unforgettable name.
✅ Perfect for sharing—or not. We won’t judge.

Where to Get the Coolest Freeze-Dried Vanilla Tootsie Rolls?

Right here at Freezed Up Treats! 🚀❄️🍦

👉 Unicorns did their thing. Now it’s time to do yours—grab a bag today!